Two Sweaty Titties Christmas Ornament
“Two Sweaty Titties” Laser-Cut Christmas Ornament
Some friendships are warm. Some are weird. And some stick together like… well, two sweaty titties. This laser-cut ornament is a hilarious tribute to ride-or-die besties, featuring a floral bikini top illustration and the unforgettable phrase: “Stick together like friends—two sweaty titties.” Topped with a festive red ribbon, it’s the perfect blend of sass and sentiment.
Whether you’re gifting it to your soul sister, your chaos coordinator, or your favorite inappropriate coworker, this ornament guarantees laughs and legendary tree placement.
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✂️ Crafted from premium wood with crisp engraving and bold contrast
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👙 Features a floral bikini top and unforgettable quote
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🎀 Finished with a red ribbon for easy hanging and festive flair
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🎁 Perfect for best friends, gag gifts, or anyone who embraces the weird
Because true friendship isn’t always pretty—it’s sweaty, sticky, and absolutely inseparable.
