"The Last Fuck I Have" Christmas Ornament

"The Last Fck I Have" Laser-Cut Ornament* For those who’ve officially run out of patience this holiday season—this ornament says it all. Expertly laser-cut from natural wood, it features a hilariously blunt message: “Oh look, it’s the last Fck I have & it’s hanging by a string.”* With the word “F*ck” highlighted in bold red cursive, this ornament is equal parts sass and style.

Strung with rustic twine and ready to hang, it’s the perfect gift for your most unfiltered friend, a hilarious stocking stuffer, or a statement piece for your own tree. Whether you're embracing the chaos or just done pretending to care, this ornament delivers the mood with precision and flair.

🎁 Perfect for: Gag gifts, office parties, holiday burnout survivors, or anyone who appreciates a little profanity with their pine.