"Money Can't Buy Happiness, but it can Buy a Divorce" Christmas Ornament

💔 "Money Can Buy Happiness" Divorce Ornament For those celebrating freedom with a side of festive sarcasm, this ornament delivers the punchline. Laser-cut from premium wood, it features a split silhouette of a man and woman divided by a jagged red line—symbolizing the sweet release of divorce. The engraved message reads: “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness never paid for a divorce before,” making it the perfect gift for someone who’s finally found peace (and maybe a great lawyer).

Finished with a black-and-white striped bow and rustic twine for hanging, this ornament is a cheeky addition to any tree, wreath, or gift wrap. Whether you’re gifting it to a newly single friend or keeping it as a badge of survival, it’s a handcrafted reminder that sometimes, letting go is the best gift of all.

✨ Details:

• Layered wood design with bold engraved text

• Raised silhouette figures and red split accent

• Grosgrain ribbon bow and jute twine hanger