The Pee in my Pants Christmas Ornament
“The Pee in My Pants” Laser-Cut Christmas Ornament
Celebrate friendship in its warmest, weirdest form. This laser-cut ornament delivers a cheeky message wrapped in holiday lights and topped with a festive plaid bow: “Friendship is like peeing your pants—everyone can see it, but only you feel the warmth. Thank you for being the pee in my pants.”
Crafted with layered hardwoods and playful typography, it’s the perfect gift for that one friend who gets your humor, your heart, and your slightly unhinged holiday spirit.
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✂️ Precision laser-cut from premium wood with colorful engraved details
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💡 Trimmed with a string of festive lights and a red plaid bow for seasonal flair
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😂 Features a bold, unforgettable quote that’s equal parts sweet and snarky
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🎁 Ideal for besties, coworkers, or anyone who’s earned a spot on your “ride-or-die” ornament list
Because true friendship isn’t always pretty—but it’s always warm.
