A Good Friend and A Best Friend Ornament

Celebrate the wild side of friendship with this cheeky laser-cut ornament that’s guaranteed to spark laughs and nods of approval. Whether you're gifting your ride-or-die or decorating with a dose of dark humor, this piece is a hilarious tribute to the ones who’d really go the extra mile.

• Engraved with the quote: “A GOOD FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE YOUR COUCH A BEST FRIEND WILL HELP YOU BURY THE BODY”

• Includes minimalist stick-figure illustrations: two friends hauling a third with a shovel nearby

• Crafted from smooth, light-toned wood with crisp laser engraving

• Finished with a red and black buffalo plaid bow and rustic jute twine for hanging

The Perfect Ornament For

• Best friend gifts with a twist

• White elephant or Secret Santa exchanges

• Holiday tree décor with personality

• Year-round reminders of your partner-in-crime

This ornament isn’t just funny—it’s a statement. Lightweight, durable, and full of character, it’s the perfect way to say “I’d bury the body for you” without raising actual suspicions.