Shitshow Snowflake Christmas Ornament

"Shit Show Snowflake" Laser-Cut Mahogany Ornament* When the holidays feel more chaotic than cozy, this ornament says it all—with style. Intricately laser-cut from natural wood, this snowflake design hides a hilarious twist: the phrase “sht show”* loops through each delicate branch in flowing cursive, creating a stunning pattern that’s equal parts elegant and exasperated.

Finished with rustic twine for easy hanging, it’s the perfect blend of festive flair and brutally honest humor. Whether you're gifting it to a fellow holiday realist or adding it to your own tree as a badge of seasonal survival, this ornament brings beauty to the breakdown.

🎁 Great for: Sarcastic stocking stuffers, office party laughs, or anyone embracing the messy magic of the season.